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“Fine. Let’s talk about how you used me to steal clients from GreenFrame.”


WOAHHH WHATTT

This BOOK. IS SO FUCKING GOOD.

« You think I would be okay with you putting yourself in danger?”

🙈🙈🙈Im loving this book stop

“So, what’s the lucky color?”
“What?”
“Of underwear.”
“Oh. Um . . . lavender.”


Im so sat.

Holding on strong, Sadie Grantham. Congrats on your emotional fortitude. Way to be horny for a truly horrible person.😇😇😇

I needed a book to listen to while working and this seemed easy to process enough lol

“I think,” he says, his voice more delicious than Faye’s croissants could ever hope to be, “that I’d like to hear that long, embarrassing story of yours.”

This man im so sat.

WAIT THIS IS MARAS FRIEND DAMNNN I DIDNT KNOWW SO ITS A INTERCONNECTED SERIESS

“Wet socks. PMS. The Star Wars prequels. Oatmeal raisin cookies that masquerade as chocolate chip, slow Wi-Fi, climate change and income inequality, dandruff, traffic, the finale of Game of Thrones, tarantulas, food-scented soap, people who hate soccer, daylight saving time (when it moves one hour ahead, not behind), toxic masculinity, the unjustly short life span of guinea pigs”

IM DYINGGG🥲

Oh my gawd THEY HAVE HISTORY? FUCK YESS why did it end tho🧍🏻‍♀️

LETS GET THIS STARTEDD

imagine listening to this while staring into the abyss at an excel spreadsheet