Status Updates From My Immortal

Adding this back to my Current shelf instead of DNF because the ops found me at work to call me out on it, then asked where I lived. If you see this, please make a wellness check before they find me

(Lowkey worth it just to read about Dumbledore dying his beard black and rocking an Avril Lavigne branded cloak)

The Bark Lord Voldemint has so far been the hogh point of this experience.

And tbh "Vlodemort and da Death Deelers" would be a great band name

Unlike most of us, Ebony/Evony/Eboby/Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven/Tara Way is not bound by the usual constraints of English (too preppy for her, I guess). Read this and add the following to your vocab: sandly, triumelephantly, sexily, enrgtically lethrigcly (no clue what that one is)

This is a fever dream.

Listening to a reading of this on YouTube, reliving my emo years

Listen so, I started reading this aloud to my friend so she can get my live reaction. This had me actually throwing my entire body backwards in laughter and I’m not even close to done. It is SO much worse than I could’ve ever imagined, but yet… it has me more captivated than any book I’ve read before.

My physical copy has all the page numbers written in Roman Numerals so im just taking a guess at how far I am. Because there's no way im Googling and having to cite this book as teaching me something new

That being sad, I fear I would have unironically ate this up in my middle school emo phase