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“I like the universe that is you.”

—Well, what else would I expect from you? You were just like this when your grandmother had cancer. When you could barely walk, you crawled to where she was lying down and slapped her in the face! I would put you down somewhere and you would still go and slap her. If I closed the door on you, you'd push it open to go and slap her. That was the kind of kid you were. A mean little bastard.