Status Updates From Night (Zodiac Academy, #5.4)

me acordé q me faltaba una historia 😙

“That was the first time Ryder admitted he loved me.”

“What?” Ryder snapped. “I did no such fucking thing, Mufasa. You kept trying to power fuck me.”

“To what?” Tory snorted and Elise cracked up.

“You kept telling me to put the tip of my power in you.” Ryder scowled at Leon.

I’m cackling my ass off 🤣

“What the fuck is that?!” He pointed at the banner I’d had specially made for tonight, and I looked up at it innocently, reading the words written in blue and silver across it: “We don’t care you fucked a teacher and got him sent to prison, Darcy!”

“And that?” Gabriel pointed to the red and gold banner:

“Starcrossing yourself with an Acrux is a power move, Tory!”

“we don’t care you fucked a teacher and got him sent to prison, darcy!” “starcrossing yourself with an acrux is a power move, tory!” OH HOW IVE MISSED LEON NIGHT

“I can’t believe we’re heirs to the throne of Solaria,” I said excitedly.
“We’re not,” Ryder balked.
“Pfft, yes we are,” I insisted.
‘How’d you figure that?” he asked in confusion.
“Because we’re heirs-in-law. If the twins died and Gabriel died, and Dante died, and stars fucking forbid Elise died, then we’d be next in line.”
”
Lmaooo Leo is delusional

I suggested.
“No,” he said with a head shake.
“I could tell Darcy about the time Ryder fucked a teacher and she ended up getting arrested, power shamed and her whole life was destroyed?”
“Don’t do that,” he warned”

“Look, I know you’re excited.” I nodded several times.
“But let’s not freak them out by pointing out two of the most painful moments in their lives, yeah?”
I started purring, bobbing up and down on my toes. “Okay, scrap the banners. I just wanted them to know we’re totally cool with who they are. I could put an illusion on my irises to make them black like Tory’s?”

We don’t care you fucked a teacher and got him sent to prison, Darcy!
“And that?” Gabriel pointed to the red and gold banner hanging over the window to my right.
Starcrossing yourself with an Acrux is a power move, Tory!”

Lmaooo yooo

“What the fuck is that?” He pointed at the banner hanging over the arch I’d just walked through that I’d had specially made for tonight, and I looked up at it innocently, reading the words that were written in blue and silver letters across it.