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Bobby Ingram
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Robin Death
Daily Death:
“Couple of chimneys ago we were over that big posh restaurant…”
REALLY? I DON’T REMEMBER.
“And it seemed to me you were down there a bit longer than usual, if you don’t mind me saying so.”
REALLY.
“How exactly were they just quote lying around unquote comma?”
JUST…LYING AROUND. YOU KNOW. RECUMBENT.
“In a kitchen?”
THERE WAS A CERTAIN CULINARINESS ABOUT THE PLACE, I RECALL.
— 8 hours, 16 min ago
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Daily Death:
“Couple of chimneys ago we were over that big posh restaurant…”
REALLY? I DON’T REMEMBER.
“And it seemed to me you were down there a bit longer than usual, if you don’t mind me saying so.”
REALLY.
“How exactly were they just quote lying around unquote comma?”
JUST…LYING AROUND. YOU KNOW. RECUMBENT.
“In a kitchen?”
THERE WAS A CERTAIN CULINARINESS ABOUT THE PLACE, I RECALL.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 296 of 448
Daily Death:
Death lived in a black world, where nothing was alive and everything was dark and his great library only had dust and cobwebs because he’d created them for effect and there was never any sun in the sky and the air never moved and he had an umbrella stand. And a pair of silver-backed hairbrushes by his bed. He wanted to be something more than just a bony apparition.
— Feb 26, 2026 03:43AM
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Death lived in a black world, where nothing was alive and everything was dark and his great library only had dust and cobwebs because he’d created them for effect and there was never any sun in the sky and the air never moved and he had an umbrella stand. And a pair of silver-backed hairbrushes by his bed. He wanted to be something more than just a bony apparition.
Bobby Ingram
is on page 253 of 448
Ironically being on a Death book at a busy time is slowing me down because I need proper time set aside for him.
Daily Death:
“What is going on here, whoever you are, is some fine old Hogswatch charity! And who—”
NO, IT’S NOT.
“What? How dare you—”
WERE YOU HERE LAST MONTH? WILL YOU BE HERE NEXT WEEK? NO. BUT TONIGHT YOU WANTED TO FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE. TONIGHT YOU WILL WANT THEM TO SAY: WHAT A GOOD KING HE IS.
— Feb 25, 2026 04:06AM
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Daily Death:
“What is going on here, whoever you are, is some fine old Hogswatch charity! And who—”
NO, IT’S NOT.
“What? How dare you—”
WERE YOU HERE LAST MONTH? WILL YOU BE HERE NEXT WEEK? NO. BUT TONIGHT YOU WANTED TO FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE. TONIGHT YOU WILL WANT THEM TO SAY: WHAT A GOOD KING HE IS.
