Status Updates From The Woman with the Ring

on this note im dnfing hehe. nice. what a fast ride. but ngl. it was at least entertaining. ridiculous in a good way, not in a loser way

“I wasn’t a gentle man.
But I felt the unfamiliar urge to go back on my word, to take her out of the room, to keep her from continuing to panic like she clearly was”

OFC HES LIKE THST AHJDKDKSK MY TORTURED HERO MY GENTLE BEAR LMFAOOOO yeah see some stories you need to be reading at 15 and hating on at 29. i call this growth

“Where I planned to keep her.
Indefinitely.
Maybe reluctantly at first. But, eventually, willingly.”

am i allowed to dnf at 5% or should i keep going for a bit longer 😂 this is so belward 2011 fanfic lord like i could change the names and it will be the exact thing

“I reigned with rules and ruthless consequences.”

didn’t he imply he was a good leader with people around him that can tell him when he’s wrong? this is hardly corroborating that story LMFAO

and the fact that she knew it was him despite there being no reason to think that :)) a prophet no less

“This was Primo Esposito.
Boss of the Esposito crime family”

she’s still on it oh my god this is so fucking ridiculous 😭😭😭😭

tears in my eyes from trying not to burst out laughing

“Primo Esposito.
The boss of the Esposito family.”

the clarifier 😭😭😭 WE ALR KNOW HES THE BOSS THEY LITERALLY CALLED HIM THAT. WHATS THIS DRAMATIC NEW PARAGRAPH ONE LINE SENTENCE SHIT HELPPPPP RKFKKSKDDK

lmfao help me im grinning so hard at this. its just so ridiculous. and the prose is ridiculous. and the setting. and it’s just so 😂😂😂

lmfao i wish i remembered why i added this but alas. simply going thru my romance books trying to bring down the count but fully expecting to dnf all of them

The author saw a good intimate moment and decided to turn it into a smut scene 🤡