Status Updates From Captive

More LOLz from Gary Stu: "Then come to me now, Louisa. Come & kiss me. It has never been an order, only an invitation. A very sincere, deeply felt invitation that has been getting more sincere & deeply felt every day."

And now we find out Khair "Gary Stu" Bey lives with his mother. How sweet! Now all he needs is to realize that his knuckle-dragging possessiveness & jokes about (nonexistent) harems don't sit well with a Modern Woman(tm). I swear this guy is one step away from the standardized woobie-rake. Zzzzzzz.

"Where do you suppose my most sensitive pleasure area is?" He smiled & shook his head as she glanced once more at his cock. "No, not there, but here." He tapped the side if his head. "My brain is where I feel desire." ....LOLz. *sporffles tea through her nose* HE'S TOTES SENSITIVE!

'She shrugged, her face still troubled. "Your ways are different from mine. I seek to understand, not to condemn. But still, I do not think I would likeit there. I am too fond of my freedom to be happy in a cage, be it ever so prettily gilded."

"You wanted her but she would not have you so you stole her." He shrugged. What was done was done. He would not be ashamed of his actions. They had been necessary to secure his will. "She is here now. That is all that matters"

To his surprise, his mother stepped forward and slapped him on the side of his head, hard enough to make him see stars.

"That is where my casbah lies."

Why is it I can never hear that word without laughing. Did Carol Burnett ever do a skit about a sheik?

She did not want to go anywhere. What she really wanted was to stay in bed and have him overpower her and take her, even though she struggled and fought him. That way, she could enjoy the pleasure he would bring her without suffering the guilt of having given in.

Perhaps the most honest thought I've read in a harem/captive romance ever.

Uh oh. Slave girl preps heroine's girly parts with sweet-scented oil. Louisa wants to die of shame....but oh it feels good!

Karla, where are you? Have you read this???

Heroine is now taken to a whorehouse to get cleaned up. "Do not look at me as if I had just eaten a child," the old woman snapped at her. "I have no patience with slaves who do not know their place. Now get out of your clothes, or I will summon the men to help. Some of them take particular delight in punishing unruly slave women."

It's the Hero!!!! Boy, he really doesn't want to take no for an answer. (Swoons)

Oh no!! Barbary pirates!!

"She would no doubt give him a good ride, and earn her parting gift with her enthusiasm, if not with her finesse."

Hero, as he decides whether or not to indulge with the widow seated to his right at dinner. Heroine, of course, is to his left.

One simply did not notice servants when in polite company, and one certainly did not speak to them as equals or ask to be introduced. It was as if he'd asked for an introduction to one of the potted plants that stood at attention in the dining room.

Aaaaah, a historical. With smut.

I'm confused. Is this guy Indian or moraccan?