Status Updates From Heaven Official's Blessing:...

FUCK ASS MEATBALLS PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO THIS MAN 😭
Yeah i knew LW was sus this whole time she’s too convenient all the time.
DAMN
awh fuck man where are we living now
angry XL>
“I do not worship gods, I AM god.” aura.
damn, you’re cooked.

now if she is the girl from the story, LW tricking a disabled dude into killing himself is indeed crazy work i fear
XL THREATENS to cook for house guests
oh he caught your ass 😭
ok bro we’ll eat your virginity meatballs ig
if QYZ is still that gullible that’s a skill issue i fear
girl simply do not answer the door

now don’t ask for the clothes they’re currently wearing unless you’re ready for XL’s broke ass to show up to heaven butt ass naked
i’m gonna be fr i have no idea what the whole XL tricking LW into revealing.. something is about all i know is that she was the girl from the story IG.

you mean to tell me QYZ had a coworker. someone had to work with this man.
and he made him irrelevant? man i would give you the BI too. crazy that they’re still on good terms.
LET QYZ RIDE 🥺
oh. that was uh. easy.
getting chased around by clothes is something else

Xie lian: OMG! I hope san lang didn't think it was weird when i kissed him .. im so embarrassed !!!! (>/////< " )

shi qingxuan: “Ming-xiong! Ming-xiong! I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! We’re the ones who sinned! We’re the ones in the wrong! It’s my fault—my brother only did what he did because of me! My brother’s gone mad—he’s gone crazy, can’t you see?! I…I…you…you…”

you called for the wrong person……….

STOP LETTING XL COOK
who is out here making late night donations?
ate the food and got fucked up rest in peace.
so this is what QYZ has been doing? just wasting time man
LY is growing so much…
oh, what an interesting story behind this brocade immortal- oh. oh my god.
why are you scared to bathe with your dad??
i knew XL would teach those folks well. such a community asset!

do not threaten to eat your fucking son what is wrong with you.
the way they’ve been making out so frequently is amusing.
oh yeah… what a fight you had.
no thank you four is enough.
fengqing briefly mentioned!! what the hell is not beating up your lover!!
“i don’t think HC has done anything truly out of line” ok go back to book one for me.
EVERYBODY ESCAPED OH HELL NO

so, i’m sure this was a fun mess to clean up.
a warrant for his arrest LMAO like HX gaf
nobody even coming to SWD funeral… 💔
“In ten years, or perhaps three or four, people would completely forget the heavenly officials of Wind and Water who used to rule at the summit of heaven.”
having to come home to QR screeching would ruin my fucking mood forever
WHO IS SPOILING XL
back to the shit ass writing i see

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