Status Updates From Batman: Urban Legends, Vol. 1

"THEY'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!" I yell as they drag me into the asylum, "THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!"

If YouTube didn’t exist, I would’ve read this 5x by now.

I grabbed this not knowing Red Hood is in it and couldn’t be more excited to get through it.

"-the giraffe principle. You let the bigger lies get caught so no one notices the little ones.'"

"'You could be so much more than you are. I don't think anyone ever told you that.'"

"You know what happiness is? It's knowing that others have your back."

"It was genius. She's a genius. But like most people with talents, she never appreciated it. I would bang my head against a wall every day, trying to create something even close to that level....I could change it. Build on it...after all, isn't that just what science is? Building on the work of others?"

"I was about to lose the one person to every believe in me because I wasn't good enough."

"'He's at home reading Crime and Punishment while I'm out punishing crime.'"

"...lollipops?'
'Effective for distracting children at emergency scenes.'"

"He acts like he's God. All knowing, all seeing, when really he's just another failed parent."

"'Nice try, you have no power here. Vampires have to be invited in.'"

"I need to master everything, including the things I hate. Guns are a coward's weapon and we will not be cowards."

"Fear. It's a tool. It's his tool. I never really adopted it. Maybe because he kept that fear all to himself...probably for the best. Never had to rely on it. Had to work harder to take down the bad guys. Had to be...more direct."

I have to guess here because there are no page numbers....