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she chuck on my palahniuk till she chokes

the way he refers to sex as "wasting some sperm" is killing me man please free me from this

you know when this opening chaoter told me i would just be pissed off the whole time i read this, i was like sure okay.. now im 120 pages in and you know what hes right. im more disgusted every min. this doctor is so fucked up

idk whats crazier, that a guy bent over and taking chestnuts in the ass that was placed there by a monkey was inspirational to this little kid or the fact the author actually managed to make it sound somewhat logical. what is going on