Status Updates From Wonder World: A Novel

AND he LITTERS. What an ASShole.

"PK, short for Pastor's Kid, was my nickname back in high school. I hated it and tried to make Treblemaker stick instead."

Is there some way I can jump into the story and dump this kid's books?

We're on our third crazy coincidence, here. Stop making me mad at my fellow gay Canadians!

"Do I have heat stroke? This guy doesn't deserve my life story."

Calm down, bro. First of all he picked up your hitchhiking ass, he deserves SOMETHING. Secondly your life story is dull as hell.

He calls his dad Abe, got me like Monica, “Call them Mom and Dad, you loser!”