Status Updates From The Bribe (Calamity Montana...

This is bad. Pride full of forced flowery and sentimentality, and the steamy scenes are ridiculously worded so they jar me out of the story with their crassness. The author tries to be sll poetic and romantic, then a word later mentions devouring pussy. Seriously!? Are you TRYING to turn off the readers!?

Just into Ch.3 and I know I won't like this author. She just finished (for the 2nd time but in more detail) describing the farmhouse's decor--down to the color and fabric texture of each piece of furniture. WTF!? Am I reading a novel or an interior design mag!? BORING and totally unecessary unless the tweed on the armchair is going to play some sort of role. Perry misunderstood the "describe the scene" assignment.