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Jen Heyer
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a mention of a PERIOD in a ROMANCE BOOK?! LOVE
— Mar 28, 2026 08:27PM
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angela
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oop, that's quite a hook. if this doesn't convince you to read this, idk what will. 🫢
❝ My dick was languishing.
I'd learned that word recently. Languishing. Not depressed but not thriving. Just drifting along, one unsatisfied day melting into another.
And—before you get the wrong idea—this wasn't a performance issue. I performed beautifully. ❞
— Mar 28, 2026 03:29PM
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❝ My dick was languishing.
I'd learned that word recently. Languishing. Not depressed but not thriving. Just drifting along, one unsatisfied day melting into another.
And—before you get the wrong idea—this wasn't a performance issue. I performed beautifully. ❞
















