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"For the first time in Gideon’s very long life, he was at peace. He was completely and perfectly and incandescently happy. And happiness, he’d found out, suited him just fine."

GIDEON....ALL MY TEARS, GIDEON.....

"“Gideon, it’s okay. It was hot, and Riley loved it. We don’t have to be weird about it,” he said, though he shot Jai a meaningful look. “It’s just sex.”
Jai looked like he’d swallowed a lemon, but he gritted out a begrudging, “Yeah, it’s just sex.”
“Maker, strike me down,” Gideon lamented in a show of uncharacteristic dramatics. “Set me to sail and bring me to Elysium.”"

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES. GIDDY

GIDEON WATCHING WHILE RILEY GETTING HEAD FROM NOEL?????? WHAT IS THIS, EARLY CHRISTMAS FOR ME???? HELLO