Status Updates From Your Distance [你的距离]

i want to be in love RIGHT NOW T^T this novel, their love, feels so comforting to me. don't end..

i don't want this story to ever end

Then he raised his eyes and looked in the direction where the water had shot from—
There were water stains on the ground and the furniture, and even his books had not been spared. Behind the mess was Song Xin and a few other students holding water guns, using the sofa as a cover, still stiffly maintaining a posture ready to shoot, just like stone sculptures, unable to move.

NOOO not the books! 😱

“Fuck, I’m about to die from the pain.[..] I’m the person who called the police about someone forging documents to commit fraud. The evidence is all here, and the amount involved is huge. You probably don’t have to worry about this year’s KPI assessment anymore. Let’s hurry up, I have to go to the jewelry store to buy a ring for my partner in the afternoon.”

All in a day's work.

“..he only froze a few of your cards, don’t call him ‘old man’.” Ting Shuang asked, “How much did you spend last week?”
Zhu Wenjia: “Two hundred thousand I guess.”
Ting Shuang: “Renminbi?”
Zhu Wenjia’s voice weakened, “… Euros.”
[..] “Zhu Wenjia, what the fuck did you spend the money on? I can’t even spend that much money in three years.”
Zhu Wenjia said very softly, “… Red Light District.”

My dude

He had nearly 3,000 pages of courseware to revise for his first exam. The only thing he could take comfort in was that three days before his exam, he had finished reading the last page of the courseware. But the heartbreaking thing was, by the time he finished reading the last page, he had already forgotten the first two thousand plus pages.

Lighting a candle for the MC.

Bai Changyi said, “Last Monday evening, I saw my car keys in the freezer.”
“Ah…” Ting Shuang spent a while recalling, and was very embarrassed as he explained, “You asked me to get the drone from the trunk… I felt very hot after bringing it back… So… Um… I went to grab an ice cream…”
Bai Changyi: “This morning, I saw my glasses in the bathroom.”

At least the keys were fresh.

Those three greetings came from the three PhD students under Professor Bai, and one of them was the teaching assistant in Ting Shuang’s class.
The three boys who usually wore ordinary shirts and jeans to the LRM department were currently wearing…
It was hard to describe.
One of them even wore a tight shiny miniskirt and fishnet stockings.

Boys just wanna have fun.

Ting Shuang watched as Bai Changyi bent over, breath hitching, before he dazedly took the slipper, put it on, and jumped off the wall.
“Let’s… take a walk? We can talk while walking?” Ting Shuang said.
“Mm.” Bai Changyi responded.
“If we walk seven or eight minutes in that direction, there’ll be a river.”

You're going to walk to the river while wearing slippers???

I don’t know how I feel about a 36 year old calling a 24 year old ‘this child.’ I know a 12 year gap isn’t huge, but it’s giving PDF especially since the 24 year old can pass for 15.

I don’t know why I avoided this book all last year because… I’m blushing and giggling “listening” to it. Yes, I can’t read it yet .. the doc said no long screen time.