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LOL, Hua Cheng and his penchant for dramatic entrances! I hope the animated version gets to this, because the blood rain soaking Pei Ming but turning to petals before it reaches Xie Lian is too funny.

“‘Your Highnesz, do you have an antidote or something?…And YOU!’ Pei Ming admonished Banyue. ‘Is this how you cooked for him? What’s with this snake? It’s still moving…is it a spirit now?’ Banyue seemed to be ceaselessly kowtowing… ‘I’m sorry…I didn’t know how long a spirit would need to be cooked for.’” Like (scrap god) father, like (ghost) daughter, LOL.

“‘Gege, next time you see Jun Wu, don’t talk to him.?Turn and run away.’ .. ‘Why?’ ‘I just know that when he comes looking for you, it’s never for anything good,’ Hua Cheng said. Xie Lian laughed. ‘What do you mean? He didn’t even assign me this mission originally.’”
🤦‍♀️No, the emperor just appeared in your hotel room, like a creep, and then got you to volunteer for the crazy dangerous mission!