Status Updates From & Everything Nice

“Are you suggesting I blackmail somebody?”
He held a hand to his chest. “Why I’d never suggest a thing like that.” His lips twitched. “I’m reformed now, hadn’t you heard?”

DEADDD

“And I”—Narcissa’s voice rose— “would like to have grandchildren in this lifetime and with the rate you are going, that will never happen, charms aside. Quit discouraging them or Draco will never sire an heir and the Malfoy line will *die*. How would you like that, Lucius? Hmm?”

This whole Narcissa/Lucius hearing-the-threesome scene is f-ing hilarious

On hold - fic on hiatus