Status Updates From The Wedding Crasher

“Dean, you can fuck me any way”.

Well then 👀 these two are just so hot 🥵

“Peter knew it was a sex party and he was hoping Kimberly and nia would be offended by the night festivities”.

Ngl Peter is such an asshole prick 😤😤 but I didn’t expect there to be a sex party 🤣🤣🫪

"Molly whos a dead ringer for Anne Hathawayy circa The devils wear prada, gives us an apologetic expression".


i am now hooked its mentioning my fav film ever

“The plump- lipped bastard”.

HAHAHAHA. I am loving this so far omg why have I keep putting this one off omg this is so much better with the banter! 🤭🤭

So MESSY already LOVE IT

“Seize the slay”.
I really love this saying 👀 ngl side character Peter I loathe him so much being so mean to my man when he’s already down 😭😭

“For coming into my life when I needed you the most. For giving me hope for the future. For helping me let go of … the past for bringing out the very best in me”.


Cough cough … bullshit my dude she’s a shit fiancé I agree with your best man my dude run . 🏃 she’s a red flaggggg

Its happeninggggg