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“I thought it was a w*ve motion gun, but it’s basically the superlaser from the D*ath Star”

I was so confused until I remembered copyright law exists

So we’re explaining the mgh formula from high school physics I guess?? Needless to say this is not where I thought this was going

“It’s cute and all, except for the fact that she did just behead someone.”

I have no words

“Non-combatant, child, elderly, or otherwise, we’ve gotta annihilate every last one of them…
I know what I’ve got to do then.
Woo-hoo! It’s hunting time, baybee!”

I know it looks bad but I swear it’s for a good reason. Anyway this is the most morally grey character I’ve ever seen