Status Updates From Madam Umbridge Home for Way...

It has been so long since I have read a fanfiction because I sometimes fear I have already read the best of the best. I am always searching for something to be on the same level as my favourites and just haven’t quite got there in a while. Hopefully this is the one.

this is unbelievably long

This is THICK.
752,586 words😦

Graveyard sex after torturing and setting up aflame your abuser and responsible of your parents deaths and misery and then having you put away in an mental asylum bc of course this is 1800 britain and youre having visions of the other girls murdered by this large scale trafficking org. Oh and your situationship's dad wants you killed too and almost got u kidnapped. Yes. Yes this is EXACTLY what I signed up for

Past the 200k mark now. The vibes are immaculate, the writing is addictive and it's making me care about characters I (normally) don't give 2 shits about yeah we GOING

Ugh certified banger

Into wonderland we go

Into wonderland we go