Status Updates From Bonk: The Curious Coupling ...

“Dr. Ahmed Shafik wears 3 piece suits with gold watch fobs and a diamond stick pin in the label. He owns a Cairo hospital and lives in a mansion with marble walls. He was nominated for a Nobel prize. I don’t care about any of this. Shafik won my heart by publishing a paper in European Urology in which he investigated the effects of polyester on sexual activity. Ahmed Shafik dressed lab rats in polyester pants.”

“A man in a blue smock and a hairnet walks across a factory floor with an armload of enormous chocolate brown dildos. He is loaded down to the point of absurdity…I want to trip him, not out of meanness, but just to see the penises fly through the air and rain down around us.”

A factory!

Penis implants are so freaky.

This book is grossing me out badly so it’s slow going but very fascinating.