Status Updates From Rhino Dreams

"he sensed she could change his life." Interesting way to phrase, "he thought she was super hot, like super super hot."

Ewww just stay single forever, Eric. You and Daniel both. These men ain't shit.

ah, the ol' "you're not like the other girls" line that rolls in criticism of women as a monolith into a compliment

*grumbling* yes, we know, she's super hot

he's testing her boundaries and she isn't setting any and I am screeching

he already mentioned texas on p. 38

blech, my stomach turned

Never mind losing his job, if Clare doesn't make it back safe, that means Chioto didn't either.

Well, yeah, it's a liability...

oh my sweet summer child

OH, so Clare is like BOUGIE bougie.

Seems like Clare has some issues. For an independent women, she sure turns a blind eye to a lot of audacity.

Tbh, I kind of like that Daniel set up this way for the tourists to get the wildlife experience without being close enough to stress them out.

Clare has a bit of a death wish LOL

'I thought Prof. Grant liked me": yeah... I'm confused about that, too.

I'mma be frank, as I'm realizing that Stacey might not have hidden depths like Legally Blonde's Elle, she's not really making sense to me as a character, mainly because I don't know how she could be a star grad student in her particular subject area AND also be deathly terrified of small dogs.

I'm not sensing a lot of faith in this Professor Grant's judgment. I mean, she's probably just jet-lagged from going straight from school to an international flight..

"Leggy"? Ugh, men.

Oh man, he rolled his eyes at her? Did she see? I wouldn't have risked more than slightly raised eyebrows.

Maybe she's just trying to break the ice, dude.

Me shooting a glare at Eric. Don't get ahead of yourself, bro.