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Orion had thrown a crate at him. He swooped down and picked up another one, but instead of throwing it, he swung his arm and smacked it against the soldier’s head, spitting: “Don’t”—he swung again—“touch”—another hard thwack—“my”—the crate broke into two pieces—“wife.”
HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

I don't feel anything about any of the characters, I don't care about the plot lol what's the point

“Once this assignment was finished, he wasn’t ready to lose her. He didn’t want to lose her now.”

THERE IT ISSSSSS

Kissing so their cover doesnt get blown scene✅
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“Your life is mine as mine is yours,” she said, very seriously. “We are bound in duty if not in matrimony. I won’t make the same mistake twice.”
Orion’s smile had turned into a wide grin. She didn’t know what was so amusing about all this—did he like the idea of their mutual death?”

Orion is soo in love

“Orion, lean back.”
“What?”
She was already climbing into his lap, hooking her legs around his seat and holding his shoulder with her free hand to remain steady. Before she could block his sight, Rosalind stuck her arm out his window, shooting at the nearest vehicle in pursuit.”

HEHEHHEHEHEHEHE🤭 this high speed case whewww

The “who did this to you” will never fail to get me🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭