Status Updates From There's No Way I'd Die First
There's No Way I'd Die First by
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molly rae
is 76% done
why are you giggling????? girl stab him 😭
— Feb 23, 2026 05:03PM
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molly rae
is 41% done
100% there’s gotta be a traitor, probably archer
— Feb 22, 2026 07:45PM
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molly rae
is 35% done
i’m dying she does NOT care about that dude 😭 “if he dies then i’ll lose my alibi”
— Feb 21, 2026 04:52PM
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molly rae
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it’s fun so far but there’s way too many pop culture references and the author’s trying way too hard to sound young
— Feb 21, 2026 12:38PM
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Dani W
is 90% done
"I killed her because ketchup on tacos is a hate crime" honestly real
— Feb 19, 2026 11:41PM
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Dani W
is 72% done
Yes king don't forget to dab before you chase those teens with a knife
— Feb 19, 2026 01:47AM
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Dani W
is 36% done
Listen, that's even worse than lipstick in a valentino white bag. Rough.
— Feb 17, 2026 09:42PM
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Dani W
is 17% done
Right no cause ofc she has a pet porcupine. I'm so excited for all these set ups to follow through
— Feb 17, 2026 08:35PM
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Dani W
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A fun little clown slasher? Exactly what I need lfg
— Feb 17, 2026 08:05PM
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