Status Updates From Daughters of Sparta

Really don’t know that I like Leda calling Helen a whore 😬 that female on female violence doesn’t seem like a necessary addition

ALSO HEY WIMPY ASS PARIS WERE GOING TI WAR PEOPLE

Agamemnon is truly the WOAT (2nd behind Theseus and Jason tied for 1st)

Oooh… I don’t love writing that Theseus invented kidnapping Helen… how is that at all productive in highlighting violent female realities

Hey siri play swan upon Leda by Hozier

Oh well here’s Theseus can’t wait for him to abduct Helen. Also why are Theseus and Helen the same age he abducts her when she’s so young that’s the whole point 😭😭😭