Status Updates From Jurnalul unui puști volumul 16

Forgot to update my progress yesterday. (Didn't read to Jameson today.) I gotta keep track her in case he decides to remove the bookmark, which he enjoys doing on occasion.

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Poor Greg! This reminds me of a Sister Sister episode where they try out for the cheerleading squad. The leader of the cheer squad posted the names of the girls who made the team and the twins think they made it. Of course, the lead cheerleader clarified that they did not make the cheer squad, they made the "C" squad. The principal had created a team for girls who didn't make the main cheer squad. SMH...

Greg's mom is teaching him about exercise and nutrition. It was funny how Greg was convinced Chef Marinera cooked his pasta by hand in Old Italy until his mom showed him the Chef Marinera pasta can where it says, "Made in Detroit." The next day at Greg's school was Field Day. All the teachers were becoming super competitive and were sabotaging the athletic students. Greg won 2nd to last place in the 3-legged-race.