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Bobby Ingram
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My friends, I am going to LOVE reading about Granny fucking these vampyres up:
‘Granny Weatherwax is going to hear about this, and you’ll wish you’d never been born . . . or un-born or re-born or whatever you are!’
‘We look forward to meeting her,’ said the Count calmly. ‘But here we are, and I don’t seem to see this famous lady with us. Perhaps you should go and fetch her? You could take your friends'
— May 13, 2026 02:26PM
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‘Granny Weatherwax is going to hear about this, and you’ll wish you’d never been born . . . or un-born or re-born or whatever you are!’
‘We look forward to meeting her,’ said the Count calmly. ‘But here we are, and I don’t seem to see this famous lady with us. Perhaps you should go and fetch her? You could take your friends'
Bobby Ingram
is 5% done
Granny vs. Vampires? Yes, please
Daily Death:
‘Your money,’ said the highwayman, ‘or your life. Which part of this don’t you understand?’
OH, I SEE. WELL, I HAVE A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
A couple of coins landed on the frosty road. The highwayman scrabbled for them but could not pick them up, a fact that only added to his annoyance.
‘It’s your life, then!’
The mounted figure shook its head. I THINK NOT. I REALLY DO.
— May 13, 2026 04:20AM
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Daily Death:
‘Your money,’ said the highwayman, ‘or your life. Which part of this don’t you understand?’
OH, I SEE. WELL, I HAVE A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
A couple of coins landed on the frosty road. The highwayman scrabbled for them but could not pick them up, a fact that only added to his annoyance.
‘It’s your life, then!’
The mounted figure shook its head. I THINK NOT. I REALLY DO.
