Status Updates From Paradise Now: The Extraordi...

Still can’t get over Karl’s staggering pettiness😭….get this: back in the early aughts, he went to great lengths to hire someone who could expertly photoshop (long before the era of seamless AI photo-tinkering) his long-time friend-turned-archnemesis Yves Saint-Laurent out of an old photo of them on a beach. Karl ordered that SL be consigned to becoming a negligible mound of SAND in said photo.

I am enamored with the eternal monarch of haute couture, Kaiser Karl!!!!
“There is always something melancholy & ephemeral about a photograph. The unstated but inescapable feeling of ‘never again.’ Reality never repeats itself; you can never take the same photo twice. Each photograph belongs to a unique moment, and thus, its beauty is immediately imbued with a nostalgia.”