Status Updates From The Love Wager (Mr. Wrong N...

It was day three of Jack being a cat owner
aaawwww

Jack: Good luck to you, as well. Your bra is hanging from my rearview mirror if you change your mind and want it back.
Hallie: Sicko.
Jack: Or I could keep it as a trophy.
Hallie: Y’know, you seem to be a little obsessed with that night.
Jack: I’m a little obsessed with that elevator.

He has her bra, and he wasn't asleep when she ran out of the hotel!!! omg!!

Jack, my boy, i see how u play...
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I guess all the Marshalls are talented 🤷

Jack: Hey there, Hallie. I had a lot of fun with you after the wedding, and you seem like a cool person

they fucked and he said she seem like a cool person????
sorry but this doesnt work in my mother tongue or in my FVCKING book
lol

He was smiling and holding up a glass of champagne—giving his toast—and man, he was a stunningly beautiful human

gurl! your saw MORE than his smile just the other night so SWIPES RIGHT NOW!!!

Hallie has already found Jack on the dating app
this is gonna be gooood

Ruthie turned a cartwheel, knocking over the floor lamp

i dont like this girl... she's a MESS with legs
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