Status Updates From Sternwanderer

The witch-queen being the most obviously evil entity ever, and the star just being like “wow, she’s so nice :D”

Poor Primus. I am sad that he died. I think he would have made a good king.

Tristran didn’t wait at all to use that leaf. And it’s just like “make a fresh candle, you useless idiot.”

WHY DID THE UNICORN HAVE TO DIE??? I hate that part. It was such a good creature, it deserved better. :(

The tree is such a cute character! It’s too bad she can’t be turned back into a nymph, but she seems happy enough at least. I don’t for the life of me remember what the leaf ends up telling Tristran.

I love that Tristran is really starting to care for the star herself, and not just as prize for Victoria.

Aw, Primus seems like the nicest brother. He kinda deserves to be king, and he’s the oldest anyway.

Tristran SHOULD feel guilty and awkward. At least he’s being nice, but it’s still captivity. He’s forcing her to walk on her leg when she should rest it. Luckily the unicorn came along. I really don’t blame the star for running away.

Oooh, Primus is being so smart, getting Septimus to board the ship he’s not actually on.

I thought the witch-queen handled things quite well for how rude Ditchwater Sal is.

I totally forgot how great the little hairy man is. He’s so funny. (I suppose Charmed was his way of avoiding giving his name, since that can cause so much damage.) Is he a dwarf?

I forgot about Tristran’s direction magic too.

Ah, poor Brevis. If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.

You know, the star is totally justified in her anger. Tristran has no qualms just chaining this woman up.