Status Updates From The Scandinavian Aggressors

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These were the eyes of a corpse risen from the grave for the sole purpose of climbing atop the roof of the nearest farmhouse and whooping and hollering all through the night like a goddamned lunatic, which only meant one thing: I was looking face-to-face at a draugr.

*faints*

"Reports of the sisterhood's activities had been confined almost entirely to the gossip and mistruth-ridden abyss of the world wide web, where they festered and spread, adopting the larger-than-life status that only the virulent toxicity of the internet can engender."

Brother from another mother. Have I said that already? Well, nothing's changed (except for the worse, by which I mean better).