Status Updates From Child of Light (Viridian De...

this is SO STUPID. how does she know how to use every weapon perfectly even though she can’t even remember doing it??? this amnesia plot device is HORRIBLE

where did the dragons and the undead come frommmmm i can’t do this anymoreeeee

GASSPPP auris is a fay??!! color me unimpressed. the fae city was beautiful but that’s about the only thing i’ve cared about this whole time, and even that was just kind of … announced. this thing isn’t immersive at all. it’s like brooks just sat down and started…. informing me. like over a PA speaker. *kscchhht* AURIS IS A FAY… THE TREES HERE ARE TALL… over. *kschcht* like bro 🙄🙄

auris is stupid, nothing is explained, described, or makes any sense, and i am beginning to strongly suspect that the love interest is this shrekian green guy with leafy hair and moss for eyebrows. sighhh..