Status Updates From Sadie on a Plate

YOU CANT GET FOUR MICHELIN STARS ITS IMPOSSIBLE THERE AREN'T THAT MANY 3 STAR RESTAURANTS EVERYONE STOP

this is probably the wrong thing to think in regards to the protagonist in a cooking competition but god I hope she doesn't win

I'm usually not that sensitive to second-hand embarrassment in books, but either this is just teeming with it or it's a flavor that gets under my skin because I can hardly listen to this for more than 45 minutes a day