Status Updates From Night & Day

When someone says they like you, "Okay, but... why?" is right up there with "I'm sorry" and "Nice one dude!" for best worst replies. Heroic, I love it.

"As beautiful as a classical painting"? I swear Lily Seabrooke breaks down into the most purple of all proses sometimes, lmao. You have to be able to enjoy the earnestness, and I think I sort of do.

Can't lie, this might be the best one yet, maybe.

Parker is like "I am no stranger to topping, but I would not top a man and definitely not Gary Founders." and frankly I figured the pegging joke implied at least some bi/pansexuality on her part, but I'm probably greatly overthinking useless tiny details, I dunno :>

I wish I had a "STRAIGHTS GO TO HELL" mug...

"I took a second trying to fit the words together, like a round peg in a square hole. When I gave up on pegging, which I rarely did, I turned to her."
It's weird that there's a pegging joke in here. It's probably just offcolour humour, but still; does Parker rarely engage in pegging, or rarely give up on pegging? Either raises at least a few questions, it's so strange.

Parker? Oh, please, yes.

It definitely is a grumpy and sunshine this and it's funny, I like it!

this is impossibly cute. they make me wanna cozy up next to them. scooch over, please. also, i wanna live in this town.