Status Updates From Jonathan Abernathy You Are ...

I hate when they are mean to him

“Abernathy will put down his fork, dab his lip, smile patriarchally and say: oh children. The only way one can endure is to endure. Knowing smile. Loving glance all around. Wisdom received. And he, the holder of resilience’s great secret.”

“This is how Jonathan Abernathy, wearing his sixty-six dollar suit, comes to be on his knees in the food court of an open-air mall, hat in literal hand.” I LOVVEEE HIMMM

this is okay… but i’m having a hard time keeping focus on it and i feel like this just isn’t the right read for me right now which sucks? the writing is funny and flows like good internal conversation with an insecure human being trying to be very optimistic about their situation but again… maybe not the type of read i’m feeling atm