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Leonie
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Emma is soo relatable!!! Like whenever I crush on somebody, I literally have the exact same thoughts hahah
— Nov 20, 2025 02:20PM
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Maliha
is 94% done
“There were a hundred reasons for me not to do this. Dozens of red flags and potential pitfalls”
emma i swear to god
— Jul 08, 2025 11:30PM
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emma i swear to god
Maliha
is 93% done
“I just…” Her voice cracked and she started to cry. “Want to be with you. I want to plan a holiday with you, then go, just go on it. Jesus…” Tears were running down her face unchecked. “I don’t…I didn’t…I shut you down and pushed you away, when I should have—”
i swear i love this woman
— Jul 08, 2025 11:30PM
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i swear i love this woman
Maliha
is 88% done
“I’d given myself over to Bridget completely, and look where it had gotten me.”
emma, please shut the fuck up
— Jul 08, 2025 11:29PM
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emma, please shut the fuck up
Maliha
is 86% done
maybe it’s on me but I am not a fan of reading our main character fuck a random person in DETAIL (after she assumes the heartbreak affected her ‘more’)
— Jul 08, 2025 11:28PM
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Maliha
is 77% done
“She lifted her hand as if to brush my cheek but stopped just before her skin touched mine. She dropped her hand. In case Jake or Haromi walked in.”
can she like, stop villainizing her at least?
— Jul 08, 2025 11:26PM
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can she like, stop villainizing her at least?
Maliha
is 76% done
“Contacting her via work e-mail had been my way of letting her know I wasn’t opening up the channels of communication in any real way, but the coldness of her reply hurt.”
bro has been nothing BUT cold and feels bad when the other person reciprocates
— Jul 08, 2025 11:26PM
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bro has been nothing BUT cold and feels bad when the other person reciprocates
Maliha
is 75% done
“I had made Bridget cry—I had been too cold and abrupt and punitive in my reaction to a mistake she’d made. She was just as alone in this as I was.”
thank fuck for some semblance of empathy
— Jul 08, 2025 11:25PM
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thank fuck for some semblance of empathy
Maliha
is 74% done
“I honestly hadn’t meant to sound bitter, but even to my own ears it came off that way.”
this is the worst way to end things???
— Jul 08, 2025 11:25PM
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this is the worst way to end things???
Maliha
is 73% done
“You’re talking…” She fell silent, and when she began again my stomach plummeted, because her voice was thick with tears. “You’re talking like you don’t care about me at all.”
my shayla 😭😭
— Jul 08, 2025 11:24PM
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my shayla 😭😭
Maliha
is 69% done
“There was a quaver of nervousness in her voice, and she hadn’t kissed me in the hallway like she usually did, either.”
bridget deserves a hug! from me!!! I swear emma if you’re mean to her i’ll fight you
— Jul 08, 2025 11:24PM
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bridget deserves a hug! from me!!! I swear emma if you’re mean to her i’ll fight you
Maliha
is 67% done
“My logical brain told me that wasn’t Bridget’s fault, but I knew she played a big part in making me feel so alone.”
well this is taking a turn
— Jul 08, 2025 11:23PM
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well this is taking a turn
Maliha
is 63% done
“It was on me if I wanted to keep the relationship going, even if it made me feel small sometimes.”
its just all very sad
— Jul 08, 2025 11:22PM
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its just all very sad
Maliha
is 60% done
“We worked together more and more and all of a sudden I realised a day where I got to spend time with you was a good day and other days were not so good.”
damn
— Jul 08, 2025 11:21PM
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damn
Maliha
is 55% done
“My vagina betrayed me like the cunt she was”
thats, actually, wow
— Jul 08, 2025 11:21PM
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thats, actually, wow
Maliha
is 49% done
“Bridget took a deep breath, then it hit me. She wanted me gone. She wanted me gone and out of her sight so badly it was making her frantic and desperate.”
emma can out overthink the worst of overthinkers
— Jul 08, 2025 11:20PM
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emma can out overthink the worst of overthinkers
Maliha
is 29% done
“I mean, of course a black tie event related to my portfolio is not part of your job description, but you could claim it as paid overtime, and… there’ll be dinner.” She ended with a small chuckle. Yes, this conversation is now officially awkward.”
my girl is nervous 🥰
— Jul 08, 2025 11:19PM
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my girl is nervous 🥰
Maliha
is 25% done
“Bridget’s hand that wasn’t holding her phone clenched for a moment then released.”
my miss darcy
— Jul 08, 2025 11:18PM
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my miss darcy
Maliha
is 21% done
based on the two interactions we’ve had, i love bridget
— Jul 08, 2025 11:17PM
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Maliha
is 20% done
“Everyone’s a bloody comedian today, getting Bridget to chuckle left, right and centre. Except me.”
cute
— Jul 08, 2025 11:17PM
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cute
Maliha
is 18% done
“The eyes were too much of a distraction, so I looked at her mouth instead. Nope, that’s way worse! Just don’t look at her at all.”
bro is done for
— Jul 08, 2025 11:16PM
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bro is done for




