Status Updates From A Taste of Gold and Iron

This author’s total lack of sympathy for the position that maybe fathers should be allowed to have relationships with their children, and total disdain for foreigners (of course they just can’t understand our superior culture), really does paint a picture of their very specific weird biases.

Don't get me wrong, I am enjoying this, but at the same time I'm absolutely drowning in similes. It feels like it's every other sentence something is like something else and it doesn't add a whole lot to the description other than extra words for the word count.