Status Updates From None of This is Serious

ik denk dat dit boek een dnf wordt want er staat echt op iedere pagina wel dat ze op insta of whatever scrollt 😭

“She looks like a chic influencer, and in comparison I look like someone trying to offload cheap products on their friends. Perhaps there isn’t a difference”

This is a pretty good diss

“I’m not sure why I think four hours in the car will change the homogeneity of global capitalism, but for some reason it feels like it should” = what I would say if I wanted to use a bunch of big words to say fucking nothing at all