Status Updates From Muscles & Monsters (Leviath...

nobody say a word
(this is possibly the most insta lovey book I have ever come across /neg)

I don't like how this audio book has a VA for both characters but only in their POV chapters. Having too different voices for each character is so distracting.

But girl your fitness journey! (FIT'N THIS DI-)

Him running to pretty himself for a photo is 👌Also, always appreciate a fellow green+purple appreciator.

Why his nipples being mentioned again? This going to be a plot point? A "Plot" that points?

Why his nipples being mentioned again. Is this going to be a plot point? A "Plot" POINT?

AGAIN??? Do I just have too much chill? Am I the weird one?

Him liking cute things as a rule is also cute.

DOWN DOG DOWN. She is described in a very cute way but chill.

HOW MANY NIPPLES, COWARD???

The tail wagging every time he sees her is genuinely cute tho

Clogging your own pipes is a terrible financial decision.

Boy you just met, wanting to breed her is CRAAAAZZZY.

"I was praying in the iron chapel. My headphones blared some loud asf song in my ears" is giving Edward Cullen listening to "violent music" but I know in my soul Atlas is just listening to Gigachad ahh remixes on Spotify.

GIRL CHIIIILLLLL we just started!

OKAY neither of them are chill. Ethical mutual lack of chill.

Girl CHILL. Perceived him for 0.2 seconds and wants to burrow in his fur like a flee.