Status Updates From Whit (Unexpected, #1)

This is so freaking cute i love it

Caleb: I'm straight.

{Him being sad because Whit didn't sleep in their apartment. And started to think Whit was sleeping with someone and Caleb feels jealous about this.}
Me: Are you sure you're straight, my man?

(Also Magnus is so funny 😭)

“Because I’m a size queen.”
“What the hell is that?” I grumble, and he turns beet red.
“I…well, I prefer large…you know.”
My mouth opens and shuts, and then a loud laugh erupts out of me, and people turn to stare.
“Well, shit. Maybe we should go at it then. You could be my first,” I joke.”

😭😂😂

This is funny 🤣😭

Holy peak

Plot so outrageous it’s making me laugh instead of be upset about a lack of substance

This book is so funny that I’m ignoring all the jumps and cringe xx