Status Updates From Euforie

I've only just started the book, yet I feel so underwhelmed and annoyed. Why does each sentence need to be paraphrased twice? And why does each noun come with an entire descriptive paragraph? I can already tell it'll be a tough read.

i hope the ghost of plath haunts everyone who was involved in getting this book published

implying that another woman’s REAL LIFE miscarriage was a “blessing” in disguise is truly diabolical work i hope this author never publishes anything again in her life

girlypop can’t go one page without writing at least 3 paragraphs full of questions imagine how tired i am

“i am a hysteric. my husband fucks away my anxiety.” i’m seriously contemplating stabbing my eyes with a pencil

i need this author caught and compromised to a permanent end