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Zala
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“So I said to myself: ‘Supposing it was not Cora Lansquenet who came to the funeral that day?’”
why do I even try lol, wouldn’t have guessed this
— Apr 27, 2026 09:48AM
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why do I even try lol, wouldn’t have guessed this
Zala
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“But I’m quite sure of it. It came to me when I was looking at myself in the glass last night. Oh….”
The little startled half cry was succeeded by a sound that came oddly through the wires—a dull heavy sound that Mr. Entwhistle couldn’t place at all.
He said urgently:
“Hallo—hallo—are you there? Helen, are you there?… Helen….”
not another death please 😭
— Apr 27, 2026 09:41AM
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The little startled half cry was succeeded by a sound that came oddly through the wires—a dull heavy sound that Mr. Entwhistle couldn’t place at all.
He said urgently:
“Hallo—hallo—are you there? Helen, are you there?… Helen….”
not another death please 😭
Zala
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“You’re very sure of yourself, aren’t you, Susan? You know what you’re doing and you don’t have—regrets.”
Susan said lightly:
“It’s a waste of time—having regrets.”
— Apr 26, 2026 09:12PM
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Susan said lightly:
“It’s a waste of time—having regrets.”
Zala
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“One really can’t smell it much in here. The workmen are over on the other side.”
“You’re not sensitive like I am. Must I have all the books I’m reading taken out of my reach?”
“I’m so sorry, Mr. Abernethie, I didn’t know you were reading all of them.”
“Where’s my wife? I haven’t seen her for over an hour.”
gosh this man
— Apr 26, 2026 08:23PM
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“You’re not sensitive like I am. Must I have all the books I’m reading taken out of my reach?”
“I’m so sorry, Mr. Abernethie, I didn’t know you were reading all of them.”
“Where’s my wife? I haven’t seen her for over an hour.”
gosh this man
Zala
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oh I’m so glad she survived, that cake was so obviously shady
— Apr 26, 2026 07:16PM
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