Status Updates From Lords and Ladies (Discworld...

“Inside the mind of an elf: Here are the normal 5 senses but they are all subordinate to the sixth sense…bees sense it, because bees sense everything. Pigeons navigate by it. And…elves use it to know how exactly where they are…Humans are always slightly lost…It explains a lot about them.”
Such a cool reason for why elves hate iron: magnetic field distortion!

“Grew I had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead… In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states…: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious”

Queen Ynci the Short-Tempered. “She had a helmet with wings and a spike…heavily made up in the woad-and-blood-and-spirals school of barbarian cosmetics…She had knee pads with spikes on, and spikes on her sandals, and a rather short skirt in the fashionable tartan and blood motif…Magrat stared…They’d told her about tapestries…and how to shake hands with lords. They’d never told her about spikes”