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“In that damp silence, Draco “the Quash” Malfoy and Hermione “No Capacity for Complications” Granger stared at the ceiling and reflected upon what they had done.”
I kind of wished for a more saccharine sweet given how mopey & lovesick he was lmao
— Nov 08, 2026 05:26PM
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I kind of wished for a more saccharine sweet given how mopey & lovesick he was lmao
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“Granger was in his lap. 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘱.
Draco wanted to die.”
Well, well, well 😋🤭💝
— Nov 08, 2026 01:13PM
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Draco wanted to die.”
Well, well, well 😋🤭💝
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“What’s going on over here?” asked Zabini.
“She’s tying the knot,” said Theo.
“With who?”
“Draco.”
“Ooh.”
😂😂😂😂
— Nov 08, 2026 06:09AM
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“She’s tying the knot,” said Theo.
“With who?”
“Draco.”
“Ooh.”
😂😂😂😂