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✿ flowerchild ✿
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oh my god I need to sleep but I can’t stop reading
— 10 hours, 30 min ago
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“And that cherry stem,” Jordan said. “Fuck, that was hot.”
“Really?”
“Oh my god,” Jordan said, before tugging at Astrid’s earlobe. “I saved the damn thing, it was so hot.”
I totally would've too lol
— 13 hours, 19 min ago
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“Really?”
“Oh my god,” Jordan said, before tugging at Astrid’s earlobe. “I saved the damn thing, it was so hot.”
I totally would've too lol
✿ flowerchild ✿
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“A fucking destiny. And I guess holding her hair back while she puked from the chemo, scouring the Internet for real human hair wigs, setting my alarm for every two hours at night so I could wake up and make sure she was still fucking breathing, wasn’t quite the destiny she had in mind.”
DUDEEE!!!!!!!!!! ASHLEY WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO MY HEART
— 16 hours, 39 min ago
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DUDEEE!!!!!!!!!! ASHLEY WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO MY HEART
✿ flowerchild ✿
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“She left me,” Jordan said. “After she got better, once she was officially in remission. Said cancer made her realize she wasn’t living the life she really wanted. She said she loved me, but as her best friend, and, apparently, she didn’t want a best friend for a partner. She wanted a destiny.” Shit
— 16 hours, 40 min ago
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