Status Updates From Romeo and Juliet

Genuinely what is bro yapping about

juliet is a true girls' girl doing girly girl things

well that escalated quickly

so from the looks of III.1 35-48 I suppose there must be a lot of merbalt/tycutio to be found on ao3 ain't that so

it's weird that I haven't actually read this before because I know so many passages by heart. it's like I am calmly strolling through these unknown woods and then suddenly I'm like in a clearing yelling THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS HAVE VIOLENT ENDS AND IN THEIR TRIUMPH DIE LIKE FIRE AND POWDER WHICH AS THEY KISS CONSUME!!!!!!!! and then it's back to unknown woods