Status Updates From Ten out of Ten

girl don’t even piss me off rn he just kissed you in the moonlight and that’s how you’re acting? BOOOO TOMATO BOOOOO🍅🍅🍅

So you’re telling me that the magic of pureblood families requires the woman to experience pleasure for the marriage to be considered consummated? Why is this scratching an itch in my brain?
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“What is this?” she asked.
“ It’s a game of real estate and property. There are varying degrees of value as you move about the board. You pay taxes and levies with this sham currency. Sometimes you can be imprisoned, but don’t worry, there’s a card for that.”
“I know what Monopoly is, Malfoy,” she sighed.
Ngl I missed these muggle references that only dramione offers 😭

Quite finished and still cannot understand how this has so many fans.
Despite in the Dramione fandom the marriage law is a trope I like a lot (Bloody, slutty and pathetic did quite the masterpiece) , not this time. The setting in the Muggle world was cringe for me, also Hermione is so sappy, boring, annoying... Quite don't understand why Draco started to love her.
Not my cup of tea how the premi have been delivered.