Status Updates From A estratégia do charme

ugh that’s irritating. is it supposed to be cute that he blares music and wakes up others? bc it’s not (unless he supposedly did that bc charlie’s supposed to be awake by then). it’s inconsiderate

“I think you like that I’m a little weird” IM GOING TO COMBUST

23 and ready to be a wife and mom???? also daphne you’d be great friends with dev

way to prove my point. fake

ok i don’t like that. i also think reality tv is fake and i don’t care for it in the least. also to villainize him as “a man who is clearly only here to use the romantic expectations of twenty women for his own selfish needs” like how do you know that the women are not also here for “selfish needs”? even jules says they’re“instagram influencers” and doesn’t believe they’re here for love either

Dev and Jules keep doing this thing where they say the other one looks like some white celebrity but an Indian or Chinese version of them and it’s physically uncomfortable to read.

“Shit Jules! You look hot. Like a Chinese, ‘Sometimes’-era Brittany Spears.”

“You look like an Indian ‘Growing Pains-era Leo.”

It’s like their ethnicity keeps being mentioned to remind reader it’s diverse.

no matter how handsome someone is, idk if i’d be able to get over being puked on but ig this par for the course for him

Oh man this dude is gay af and has no idea, can’t wait for him to realize it😈