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His life was a series of catastrophes thrown haphazardly across his path by time itself. Each time he tried to narrate the story of his life, it left his audience with a queer expression on their faces... How else could he describe a life shared with a man who lived in a bathroom, a witchdoctor and, once, with cat that wouldn't eat mice and ended up committing suicide. What could one say?