Status Updates From My Homemade Spaceship

“Yeah, well, staying inside is no longer an option,”

Why? You have a sealed suit

“We will use tear gas if you do not surrender.”

He should tell them to do it. Not like it will affect him with his super helmet on

“How quickly do you think you can build those engines?”

Who cares? You're a millionaire. Tell Francine to hire you a cut throat attorney to have these guys checking boxes and crossing Ts for the next century

And my gun hasn’t been registered, so they can’t trace me that way. They might

That's not how that works

I was looking right at Agent Miranda as the bullet tore through the side of his head. I watched

And nothing of value was lost

“I don’t know what’s going on here, but we’re gonna have a long talk after this is over,” Miranda growled at me as he pulled the trigger.

'no we the fuck are not '

Miranda and I would never get to hear what the other agent thought. A rifle cracked in the still air, and a moment later, a large hole appeared in the middle of Sweeney’s forehead.

And nothing of value was lost

Wow Great Start love it sadly looking for book 2 Audiobook to have it ready and don't see it